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Breaking Bad

from Living The Dream by The Edi Johnston Bit

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lyrics

There are times in my life when my life seems short
When everything piles up and I get myself caught
Up in my work, my life and my family
There’s so much to do and there’s not time for me
The world skips past like double dutch on a train
Feels like there’s no room inside my brain
That’s my excuse, it’s the only one I have
Cause I’ve never seen Breaking Bad

Anyone with me? Or am I on my own?
What about when I tell you I’ve never seen Game of Thrones
Dexter? Luther? Family Guy?
I can see your blood boil and your fury start to rise
I can see in your eyes but no need to pity
It also means I never watched Sex in the City
or Love Island or the Twilight trilogy
The horse has bolted there’s so much I’ll never see

I’ve never seen Breaking Bad but don’t judge me
I’ve never had time, I know you think I’m mad
It’s not just me, though that’s how it seems
I’ll never watch Breaking Bad

I’ve never seen it, I’ve never seen it
When it first aired I missed all the hype
Then the 2nd and 3rd series came and went
I’m too late to catch up I’m too far behind
All these classics have passed so fast then
The next one shows up people say is better than the last
But time slips by I don’t know where it goes
That’s why I never watched the Sopranos
Or Mad Men, 30 Rock or The Wire
I just don’t have the inherent desire
I’ve no room for more boxed sets in my head
Never seen The Night Manager or The Walking Dead
I could reel off lists of all the stuff I’ve missed
But I’ve not had chance… Oh you get the gist
I try to fit so much in the time I have
That’s why I’ve never seen Breaking Bad

I’ve never seen Breaking Bad but don’t judge me
I’ve never had time, I know you think I’m mad
It’s not just me, though that’s how it seems
I’ll never watch Breaking Bad

They say to me that it’s not too late
But that’s just the way it feels
Cos I’m too busy keeping up with Gotham
Parks & Rec and Agents of Shield

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from Living The Dream, released November 12, 2021

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

The Edi Johnston Bit is a Ukulele Playing Musical Comedian from the Midlands.

He writes all kinds of songs (Long AND Short) from a middle-aged, Ginger, tea-drinking, comfortable shoe-wearing, sport following, hiphop loving rapper & singer/songwriter.

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