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Writing on the Wall

from Living The Dream by The Edi Johnston Bit

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lyrics

I see so much potential, so much heart and desire
You make the doubters believe again it's to you they all aspire
But how can I take you seriously with all your dreams and plans
Cause when you printed out your CV, you went and used Comic Sans

Comic Sans, Comic Sans
It’s not relaxed it’s insufferable
Comic Sans, Comic Sans
Your choice of font is floored
Comic Sans, Comic Sans
There’s really no defending it
It’s the typeface of those who would chant to build a wall

It’s a little bit silly but clear so people can see what it says
But people can also read in between lines and decide that you’re off of your head
It’s the font of the office joker, of cousins with webs on their hands
But if you needed more convincing, Dominic Cummings would use Comic Sans

Comic Sans, Comic Sans
Used by clowns and youthworkers
Comic Sans, Comic Sans
Only acceptable at primary schools
Comic Sans, Comic Sans
It’s not for coherent grown ups
So before Britain First recruit you find a different font to choose

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from Living The Dream, released November 12, 2021

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

The Edi Johnston Bit is a Ukulele Playing Musical Comedian from the Midlands.

He writes all kinds of songs (Long AND Short) from a middle-aged, Ginger, tea-drinking, comfortable shoe-wearing, sport following, hiphop loving rapper & singer/songwriter.

“He tore the roof off the place”
LaffaCake Comedy

“Songs from the everyday to the ridiculous. Just brilliant”
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