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The first song I wrote as a solo artist.
Yes I know it's silly, but there are a couple of serious bits in there.... I'm sure there are?
Decided to call it RPS as the payoff isnt until the first chorus & I never like giving the game away too soon!

lyrics

Sometimes I struggle, sometimes I'm perplexed over what choice to choose or what to choose next,
I'm vexed and expect an easy option to present itself but when it doesnt I try to find help,
How to make a decision and how to select the right path to follow or opinion to reject
I'm tempted to follow a popular sway but I've discovered there's a far better way,
A way to select, a way to decide whether I should run, or whether I should hide,
Do I take the right turn like Clyde or do I stay left like I'm on Wolfie Smith's side?
But I'm not Harvey Dent with a coin to flip or Chris Tarrant with a 50 / 50 split,
I'm not a referee with instant replay - Nah, there's a far better way...

Rock Paper Scissors - If you cant make a decision
Rock Paper Scissors - If you struggle with the strength of your convictions
There's an easy game to play, to work out what to do every day
Rock Paper Scissors - is the way

Trying to find the right topping for a Pizza? Thinking of whether to listen to the teacher? Naming a child Percival or Peter? Your hands decide what's meant to be
A fist for a stone like Jagger in his hey day, Flat of a hand like when your mum says "Wait", fingers like Churchill sideways in victory, it's as easy as 1-2-3
Am I getting married? Do I have more cake? Do I buy a new car or a rattlesnake?
Do I stay up late? Have another drink? This way stops you having to think
Politicians and presidents elect, you don't need to worry and you dont to fret,
If your policies seem shaky at best you can always rely on RPS

Rock Paper Scissors - If you cant make a decision
Rock Paper Scissors - If you struggle with the strength of your convictions
There's an easy game to play, to work out what to do every day
Rock Paper Scissors - is the way

Getting a doughnut or a sausage roll? Rock Paper Scissors
Getting a job or signing on the dole? Rock Paper Scissors
Want to make a bet but you're still having doubts? Rock Paper Scissors
Vladimir Putin's asked you out? Rock Paper Scissors
Sugar or none in my cup of tea? Rock Paper Scissors
Wanting to watch BBC Three? Rock Paper Scissors
Going to work or phoning in sick? Rock Paper Scissors
Thinking of voting for UKIP?........

Rock Paper Scissors - If you cant make a decision
Rock Paper Scissors - If you struggle with the strength of your convictions
There's an easy game to play, to work out what to do every day
Rock Paper Scissors - is the way

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from RPS, released September 16, 2016

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

A Ukulele Playing Ginger Hiphop Comedian with a bunch of daft jokes and a notebook full of stupid songs to make you smirk and grin whatever the topic.

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