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I wanted to write a political song.

I'm not very good at them.

This is as political as it gets - Donald Trump's hair is definitely NOT real!!

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I first saw you on my TV, strangest haircut that I’d ever seen
Like Candyfloss cut by a barber, more logic defying than Carlos Valderrama’s
So tell me America, how can you trust a man if you can’t trust his word
How can you relate to a guy who says he’s honest but his hairline’s that absurd.

Oh Mr Trump what’s that on top of your head? I think I saw it moving, are you sure that it’s dead?
You seem to have attracted some kind of cat and it’s asleep on top of your noggin..

You sit at your desk on your show, and pick on D Listers that no one knows
They take your flack and ignore your flannel, but no one seems to mention on your head there’s a mammal
You can’t be trusted cos you wear a wig, so come on America it’s time to really think,
Do you want a man with his finger on the button who looks like he’s got a dead fox for a quiff

Oh Mr Trump what’s that on top of your head? I think I saw it moving, are you sure that it’s dead?
You seem to have attracted some kind of cat and it’s asleep on top of your noggin..

You say that Muslims are all terrorists, and Mexicans should be kicked out,
You’ve offended almost everyone you’ve met, bulldozing your way to the White House
They say never trust a man with a beard cos it’s hiding something from your face
So how can the land of the free and the brave elect a bloke who looks like his hair came from outer space?

Oh Mr Trump what’s that on top of your head? I think I saw it moving, are you sure that it’s dead?
You seem to have attracted some kind of cat and it’s asleep on top of your noggin..

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from RPS, released September 16, 2016

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

A Ukulele Playing Ginger Hiphop Comedian with a bunch of daft jokes and a notebook full of stupid songs to make you smirk and grin whatever the topic.

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