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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Silly songs covering all manner of subjects from Dinosaurs to Jaffa cakes and all things in between. Artwork created by The EJB himself featuring no cows at all.

    Available on a lovely gatefold CD which will make:


    a) a lovely gift for yourself to say well done for the last few months

    b) a great present for someone else who you know likes independent self created UK musical comedy

    c) one of those things to hang in your garden to scare away the birds from your gentrified herb garden

    Includes unlimited streaming of Living The Dream via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics

He can’t peel a Banana,
Struggles to open envelopes,
Can’t even do up his flies,
He’s got Lobster Claws instead of hands.

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from Living The Dream, released November 12, 2021

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

The Edi Johnston Bit is a Ukulele Playing Musical Comedian from the Midlands.

He writes all kinds of songs (Long AND Short) from a middle-aged, Ginger, tea-drinking, comfortable shoe-wearing, sport following, hiphop loving rapper & singer/songwriter.

“He tore the roof off the place”
LaffaCake Comedy

“Songs from the everyday to the ridiculous. Just brilliant”
Harry & Chris
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