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I'm Way Cooler Than You

from Living The Dream by The Edi Johnston Bit

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lyrics

You can tell from my swag and tell from my style
I’ve been cooler than you since I was a little child
You can highlight all the cool things you’ve done if you like
But then I’m cruising blindfold no handed on my bike
You can see it in the way people whisper when I pass
You can see it when the ladies are checking out my…. coat
You can see it in their eyes when I enter the place
I’m cooler than a penguin with an ice cream in his face

I’m way cooler than you
There’s no doubt
I’m way cooler than you
I worked it out
I’m way cooler than you
Don’t be a hater
I worked it all out on my calculator

I know that I’m the bomb and I know that I’m a G
I know that so many people are looking up to me
I can see the envy every time I step up to play
People thinking “maybe I could do that some day?!”
Well simmer down, I’m not sure you’ve got what it takes
To be as cool as this or to play so great
Do you think you can strum? Think you can sing?
Maybe so – but can you do it when you’re a Ging(er)

I’m way cooler than you
There’s no comparison
I’m way cooler than you
Like a Ginger George Harrison
I’m way cooler than you
I’m just far too awesome
I found it out on the internet forum

I’m ginger – that’s cool
I got a ukulele – that’s cool too
I drive a Micra – it’s cool to park
I drink tea – just don’t make it too dark
I love cricket – summertime cool
I’m not fond of Maths – too cool for school
I read comics – with cool hero powers
I like Monopoly – it’s cool for hours + hours + hours (Boardgame cool)

I’m way cooler than you
It’s not up for debate
I’m way cooler than you
Like being fashionably late
I’m way cooler than you
That’s how we do this
I’m way cooler than you
Like a ukulele playing Damien Lewis

I’m way cooler than you
There’s no doubt
I’m way cooler than you
I worked it out
I’m way cooler than you
Far more than those who came before me
Like an up to date Ginger George Formby

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from Living The Dream, released November 12, 2021

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

The Edi Johnston Bit is a Ukulele Playing Musical Comedian from the Midlands.

He writes all kinds of songs (Long AND Short) from a middle-aged, Ginger, tea-drinking, comfortable shoe-wearing, sport following, hiphop loving rapper & singer/songwriter.

“He tore the roof off the place”
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“Songs from the everyday to the ridiculous. Just brilliant”
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