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Santa's been Furloughed

from Christmas Special by The Edi Johnston Bit

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It's been a bit of a year and so this Christmas song is a little reflection of 2020 and everything that seems to have happened!

Poor Santa....

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12 months ago, as we listened for “Ho Ho Ho”
And the Jingle Bells and Magic seemed to glisten in the air,
One year on, and let’s say it’s all gone a bit wrong,
Cos the socially distanced choirs are singing carols that sound quite bare,

This yeeeeear, this Christmaaaaas, might be ooooone, for us to forgeeeet
So pleeeeease tell me that Rudollllph hasn’t contracted the virus yeeeeet

Santa’s been furloughed
The elves have downed their tools,
They’ve all been told to work from home
Cos they’ve got to open pubs and schools
Santa’s been furloughed
So he can’t bring Christmas cheer
He’s at least as old as your Grandad
So he’s got to be in shielding this year.

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from Christmas Special, released December 18, 2019

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The Edi Johnston Bit Nottingham, UK

The Edi Johnston Bit is a Ukulele Playing Musical Comedian from the Midlands.

He writes all kinds of songs (Long AND Short) from a middle-aged, Ginger, tea-drinking, comfortable shoe-wearing, sport following, hiphop loving rapper & singer/songwriter.

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